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Linux Clustering Haikus

by Peter Lindgren

These are the haikus submitted to us by the poet Peter Lindgren.

We only ask that if you like them and use them somewhere, please give appropriate credit to the author/poet.

If you would like to contribute any haikus, please send them along to webmaster@lcic.org and we'll be happy to post them.


Rocks, Scyld or Oscar
There are so many choices
Thank you all so much!
      --Peter Lindgren
Clusters do it all
faster, cheaper *and* better
We get to pick three.
      --Peter Lindgren
Proprietary
Brobdingnagians lose to
Massed Lilliputians
      --Peter Lindgren
"Clusters are easy"
But power, cooling, and racks
Consume all our time
      --Peter Lindgren
Standing together
48 tiny towers
Handling any load
      --Peter Lindgren
The mainframe cries out
"Don't you want me anymore?"
We just hurry by
      --Peter Lindgren
Response time was long
We made it so much faster
Now they expect it!
      --Peter Lindgren
That constant humming
Even with my ear plugs in
Is driving me mad...
      --Peter Lindgren




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