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Linux Clustering Haikus

by Joe Greenseid

These are the haikus submitted to us by the poet Joe Greenseid.

We only ask that if you like them and use them somewhere, please give appropriate credit to the author/poet.

If you would like to contribute any haikus, please send them along to webmaster@lcic.org and we'll be happy to post them.


We can see penguins
We're not in the Antarctic
In a server room
      --Joe Greenseid
How can I attempt
To map the human genome
Just use a cluster
      --Joe Greenseid
Silent, strong, deadly
A cluster crunching numbers
Alone in the night
      --Joe Greenseid
A cluster running
Red Hat, SuSE, Debian,
The same, but yet, not.
      --Joe Greenseid
Build me a cluster
Use Scyld or openMosix
Make it fast and good
      --Joe Greenseid
To install boxes
System Installation Suite
It is the answer
      --Joe Greenseid
How to monitor?
NetSaint, Ganglia, others,
To watch the cluster.
      --Joe Greenseid
Cluster's soothing hum
The gentle sound of white noise
It makes me sleepy.
      --Joe Greenseid
This Grid computing,
They say, "wave of the future!"
Yeah, but does it work?
      --Joe Greenseid
There is much sadness
I feel inside me right now
Why can't this just work?
      --Joe Greenseid
Just blow him away
Shoot other node in the head
Steal away the disk
      --Joe Greenseid




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