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Linux Clustering Haikus
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Here is the cumulative collection of all of our haikus. We only ask that if you like them and use them somewhere, please give appropriate credit to the author/poet. If you would like to contribute any haikus, please send them along to webmaster@lcic.org and we'll be happy to post them. |
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We can see penguins We're not in the Antarctic In a server room --Joe Greenseid |
How can I attempt To map the human genome Just use a cluster --Joe Greenseid |
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Silent, strong, deadly A cluster crunching numbers Alone in the night --Joe Greenseid |
A cluster running Red Hat, SuSE, Debian, The same, but yet, not. --Joe Greenseid |
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Build me a cluster Use Scyld or openMosix Make it fast and good --Joe Greenseid |
To install boxes System Installation Suite It is the answer --Joe Greenseid |
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How to monitor? NetSaint, Ganglia, others, To watch the cluster. --Joe Greenseid |
3000 machines Humming softly to themselves One omnicient mind --Trey Belew |
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The Open Cluster FrameWork helps Linux compete Makes clusters better --Sean Dague |
Many boxes thrash Holding their digital hands Solution found now --V Hoffman |
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Embedded cluster, Small, diskless, headless, wireless, Oops, I swallowed it. --V Hoffman |
My cluster is built What to do now? Hey, I know I'll reinstall it. --Michael Chase-Salerno |
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Much too cold in lab Boot the Itanium node Ah, warm. Now can't hear --Michael Chase-Salerno |
Boot boot network boot I'm a happy client node No answer, I'm sad --Michael Chase-Salerno |
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This Grid computing, They say, "wave of the future!" Yeah, but does it work? --Joe Greenseid |
There is much sadness I feel inside me right now Why can't this just work? --Joe Greenseid |
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Just blow him away Shoot other node in the head Steal away the disk --Joe Greenseid |
Stonith scares boxen They cry aloud in the night But they don't go down --Trey Belew |
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Nodes freshly gathered Fractal warrior army The deafening breeze --Dylan Reilly |
O happy cluster! Busy nodes never lonely Warm interconnect... --Nivedita Singhvi |
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Beowulf is a Computer architecture For computations. --Trey Belew |
With a server node And one or more client nodes Ethernet driven. --Trey Belew |
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Cluster's soothing hum The gentle sound of white noise It makes me sleepy. --Joe Greenseid |
Rocks, Scyld or Oscar There are so many choices Thank you all so much! --Peter Lindgren |
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Clusters do it all faster, cheaper *and* better We get to pick three. --Peter Lindgren |
Proprietary Brobdingnagians lose to Massed Lilliputians --Peter Lindgren |
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Standing together 48 tiny towers Handling any load --Peter Lindgren |
The mainframe cries out "Don't you want me anymore?" We just hurry by --Peter Lindgren |
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"Clusters are easy" But power, cooling, and racks Consume all our time --Peter Lindgren |
Response time was long We made it so much faster Now they expect it! --Peter Lindgren |
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That constant humming Even with my ear plugs in Is driving me mad... --Peter Lindgren |
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